Monday, August 09, 2004

Marxism....by Groucho

Testing...1...2...3... is this thing on?

So these 2 men are walking through the desert and they are out of food and water. After a few days, one of them sees a tree off in the distance...a tree covered in bacon. So the guy takes off running. Just as he gets close to the tree, the man falls down under a hail of machine-gun fire. And as he lays there dying, the man yells back to his friend, "Run, it's not a bacon tree... it's a Ham-Bush!!!"


more to follow...

2 comments:

Chris Condon said...

People only run at freestanding trees and lampposts if a disc is coming its way. All you have to do is follow the trajectory, jump, reach out, and cat-

WHAM.

Ok, bad idea.

Chris Smith said...

Boiiiinng