REAL Chuck Norris facts

I was going to take a cue from Mama's House and write about my beliefs regarding Intelligent Design and evolution. However, this takes precedence...

A friend sent me this link. It's a list of "Real" Chuck Norris facts (NOTE: not real facts). It's pretty hilarious. I was almost crying at the end of it.

Here is an example:

When Chuck Norris plays Oregon Trail, his family does not die from cholera or dysentery, but rather roundhouse kicks to the face. He also requires no wagon, since he carries the oxen, axles, and buffalo meat on his back. He always makes it to Oregon before you.

You have to read the whole list

http://www.4q.cc/chuck/index.php?topthirty