Clean is Happy?

There are times when we day-dream about a life that doesn't so closely resemble our own (reference?). Maybe you dream about a job you really want. Maybe you dream about a person you want to be with. But I believe that we have all taken a moment to think about what it would be like to be famous. The money. The cars. The houses. The power.

And yet, there is something that probably never makes it into your fantasy... the bathroom.

You think that famous people use normal bathrooms? I highly doubt it. Famous bathrooms have gigantic hot tubs, TVs, and personal butlers who will wipe you when you're done.

We'll never have bathrooms like that. But maybe we can get a little closer to that dream by going to http://www.cleanishappy.com/

WARNING: Don't go to this website while in a public place. Someone walking by may think that you are viewing inappropriate material.

This is a company that "pimps out" toilets. Here are some features:

1. Guys, you ever get up in the middle of the night and stumble to the bathroom to take a leak? Don't you hate having to expend the effort to lift the toilet seat? What what if a motion sensor told the toilet that you were coming and then opened automatically? Yeah, these toilets cna do that.

2. Tired of wasting all that toilet paper? These toilets have a built in bidet to cleanse your nether regions. And after that, they'll dry you off with warm jets of air.

3. These toilets have automatic air fresheners...for obvious reasons.

4. Have you ever dreaded sitting down on a cold seat in the winter? Well, these seats are heated. You can take them up to 95 degrees.

5. Best of all, you can get a remote control to handle all of these functions from another room so they are ready when you get to the bathroom.

How much would you be willing to spend on one of these amazing toilets? A thousand dollars? A million dollars? Well, I don't actually know how much they cost. BUT, there are distributors in Maryland and NJ so I might just have to find out one day.