Where is my super suit?!?!

Ok, I only have a few minutes to blog. Life at DuPont is hectic, but lucrative. The past few days, I've been thinking of things that would make me better. I mean really better. What if I had super powers that could increase my productivity at work? Screw Superman and Green Lantern. I'm talking about the ability to calm an angry customer. The power to fix application bugs in a single bound. The necessary finger speed to dial a international.... oh god this is stupid.

I had so many ideas of things to blog about. why did I pick this one? Office super powers?? That is so lame. I could have talked about Star Wars and how Dottie just couldn't escape it one night. I could continue my rant about the Burger King. I could even talk about my love of Weezer and their new album. But what do I choose? Something stupid. Why would I think that could be funny? Man I need some help...

*Samuel L Jackson enters my cubicle*

Sam: YES YOU DO NEED HELP!

Me: Holy crap! Stop yelling! Can't you talk like a normal person??

Sam: No I can't! THIS IS MY NORMAL TONE!

Me: Well then get the hell out of here! You're gonna get me in trouble!

*Sam walks away with a tear in his eye*

Ok, sorry about that. Man, some guys. So anyway. Let's sum up everything. I really like weezer. A friend challenged me to make a 12 song CD mix of all my favorite songs, so that he could learn more about the band. I think I ended with 16 or 17....but I'm pretty happy with it.

Blue:
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Holiday
Say It Ain't So
In the Garage



Pinkerton:
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Good Life (acoustic: y100 sonic session)
Across the Sea
Pink Triangle / Falling for You
El scorcho


Green:
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Hash Pipe
Smile
O Girlfriend


Maladroit:
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Slob
December


Make Believe:
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Beverly Hills
Perfect Situation


Non-Album Songs:
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Susanne
American Girls
My Evaline

I don't feel like typing anymore. And I have a meeting to go to. So go away.