Always bet on Black (heads)

This is the first in a two-part blog series called Black and White. My first post is about something black... and the second about something white. Why am I doing this? Because it's my F-ing blog and I'll do what I want!

So, not too long ago I was sitting in front of my computer at work, just typing some notes. I scratched my chin, and I thought I felt a piece of dirt or something on there. So I picked it off. But, to my surprise, what came off looked like my stubble, only thicker. And then I started bleeding a little. And I said to myself, "What the fuck is that?"

Well, it turns out that the answer is a Black-head (a type of zit). To be honest, I've never really known what one was, or that they really existed. It was really weird.

Since then I notice them every now and then. It's tough for guys because they just blend in with our 5 o'clock shadows.

So what the heck are these things?? Does anyone know? Dow do I get this long black thing growing in my face? It's kind of scary.

...just thought I'd throw that out there.

Popeye ain't got nothin on me...

It was scary. I was afraid to try it. The last time I thought I had the courage to follow the plan, but I was wrong.... DEAD wrong....

obviously, I'm talking about....

EATING A SPINACH SALAD!!!

(Gasps from the audience)

But fear not, dear reader, I mustered up the courage and bought a new bag of of the stuff! And I ate it!!!

actually, it was pretty good. I think I like a spinach salad better than a regular salad. It's healthier and also tastes better.

Also, how do you "muster up courage" ? What does that even mean? It just makes me think of mustard... and my last blog entry.

Also Also, my muscles didn't get huge after eating it. Those stupid popeye cartoons lied to me.

Ok, so I need to figure out what's next on the list. I'm thinking that I should branch out into the salad world some more. Maybe try a cucumber. They don't look too scary. I'll throw a few in to my next salad.

Wish me luck.